my memories

At long last.. a miserable post

2007-04-18T05:50:00.000-07:00

Today....
I knocked a wall...
Why?
Because I was a busybody....
Too busy watching what all the boys playing futsal...
What I learn?
Next time, when I want to peep on boys..
bring another friend with me to guide the way..

Taiwan Trip

2006-06-22T19:55:00.000-07:00

I know it's been long over due..
I'll try not to write some long-grandma-leechen-story about it..

When I first landed in the airport and got on the bus this is what I see. Okay.. I admit I kinda liked watching it.. HAPPY leech!

At any rate just a few pictures to show where I went and who I met.

He's DAMN hot in UNIFORM!! but well after being in the sun half the day and all that.. they're marks along his face..

My 2nd aunty and grandma with the landscape of the salty moutain

tons of memorials of all the holy golden monks.. i'm just POSING okay.. not trying to BE.. i know.. buddha marked me ever since i was polluted by the gTLs..

I was SO stupid.. there the ocean is.. staring right at my face.. but it took somebody else after I've walked 3 km further from the sea that they ask me got touch the taiwan waters or not!! tio cha..

We're at some moutain-ish part of Taiwan. This is the Taiwan-motly-crew.

My VIrgin TaG!!

2006-04-08T07:19:00.000-07:00

Ouh!! I got TAggED!! by PrazIe!
kinda excited... here goes!!

WRATH

1. Who did you last get angry with?
That would be my sister. because she didn't want to switch on the fan for me..

2. What is your weapon of choice?
Arrow. Does that mean anything? i always thought that arrow is COOL

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
I'm not so sure, but if they get on my nerves.. anything goes.

4. How about the same sex?
ouh.. i don't really hit, i GET hit.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
my mother, mainly because i didn't want to layan her.

6. What is your pet peeve?
when certain people get overly concern about something, but don't actually don't really care.. it's just a fake front they put up.

7. Do you keep grudges or can you let them go easily?
I guess i let them go pretty easily.. the saying goes that i can forgive but not forget.

SLOTH

1. What is the one thing you're supposed to do daily that you don't?
I'm supposed to pang-sai daily, but sometimes too busy or just not convenient to do so.

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
the next day the same time i slept the other day. i'm a pig and i admit it

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact.
Razana and Yuen Teng (suppose to get together)

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
(caught red-handed ponteng work) I went to a seminar with my sister.

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
yes.. I needed entertainment and also to find some equipment to work out! because i already watched all the good movies already at that time.

6. When was the last time you got in a good workout
Ouh!! 4 hours before i wrote this survey.. was doing my belly dancing rountine and hiphop routine

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
he he.. I hit it until i woke up 1 hour later after the designated time it's suppose to wake me up. So it's approximately.. 6 times..

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Starbucks Ice-blended mocha!!!

2. Meat eaters : white meat or dark meat?
both.. I love my chickens and mummy said red meat is good for girls.. so i like beef too

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one day?
half a bottle of red wine.. my freaking body was allergic to alcohol.. dammit.. i became a red marshmallow the next day.. and it's freaking itchy.!

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
Yes.. kinda paiseh to mention! it worked when i was on it.I later became too lazy and the temptation was just TOO much to handle!!

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
Yes.. i'd like to lose all the butter around my waist, thigh and arms

6.Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
I like salty food and kinda spicy food. it's totally evil towards my body.

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought "lunch"?
lai lee chen!! back at you!! i always thought of lai lee chen is a gummie bear!! yuMmY!! it's so kiddy and look damn delicious!!

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family) ?
no one.. outside the family and movies.. no one.. care to show?

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family) ?
SHWU TYNG AND ROSHEN!!! half NAKED!!! blardy fools!! i still remember okay!!

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite gender during a normal conversation?
All the time! whenever i know the guy is interested in a friend of mine.. and when they talk.. i just wanna make sure!! hahahaha..

4. Have you 'done it' ?
No, have to wait till my wedding night! is it really as syok as the porn actress do it?

5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
twinkling eyes and a warm smile

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
no.. i don't go walking behind Ocean/billion all the time.

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
nope.. i'm still innocent! maybe not mentally but at least physically!

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own?
none.. papa don't want me to have one..

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
bookestores and lovely lace..

3. If you had $10 million, what would you do with it?
i'd invest it.. and make $100 million.. greedy ler..

4. Would you rather be rich or famous?
if i'm rich, i'll definitely be famous! i'll appear in one of the top-ten money makers in malaysia! fuwah!!

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make mega bucks?
Oh yes!!! i'd rather sleep on the job and get loads of money for it!

6. Have you ever stolen anything?
i'm lying if i say i dont! i still remember i once stole an eraser from the bookshop!! the eraser was damn damn nice!! it's like this rolly eraser with the other end a small little broom to sweep all the dirty away! my mother found out, and made me return the eraser. I was kinda sad! I was wacked after that.

7. How many mp3s are on your hard drive?
i think maybe only a hundred plus. I don't download songs that i'm not interested in.

PRIDE

1. What's the one thing you have done that you're most proud of?
my stpm scores! it's the only thing that i'm proud of.

2. What's the one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
that i'm their daughter? lucky okay!

3. What things would you like to accomplish in your life?
Bungee jumping, sky diving, back packing and SOO much MORE!!

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
ONLY if i worked shit hard for it, YEAH!! otherwise.. i'm damn freaking happy that i got 2nd place for minimal work..

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than allthe other competitors?
Yes.. hehehe..

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
hahaha.. i remember cheating so many times i lost count. But the best cheat was when I was in form 6. The entire class cheated openly in front of our teacher! better still, he gave some of us the answer.. he graded it.. i got an A!!!

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
I managed to pick up and send all my sisters to the right place and at the right time.!

ENVY

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
freedom of choice!

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces"?
i have no idea what is trading spaces..

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
i'd be mariah carey or toni braxton!!! I want their confidence, voice and elegance!

4. Have you ever been cheated on?
nope.. not yet (hopefully not ever)

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
I'd like to have perkier butts and bigger eyes..

6. What trait do you see in others what you wish you had for yourself?
the ability to not be so frank all the time and think before i speak!

7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
frankly speaking, no.

I don't really have any blog friends to tag.. since they've either already been tag, is tagging or no blog at all. You all lah!! idiots! don't want to have a blog!! the ones that have! but refuse to build another just for the sake of fuN!!

April Fool

2006-04-01T06:40:00.000-08:00

I felt damn stupid for believing LEECH! argh.. I can't believe I fell for that April Fool trick. She messaged me in the morning telling me that she'll be coming home from India because of the bird flu outbreak. That she'll have holiday for a LOng loNg time. My blasted phone went out of battery before I could call her in the morning. My phone was battery-less the entire day until night. So I went around skipping the entire day thinking of what gTL could do! (exp: going on a holiday to Pulau Perhentian, Sunway Lagoon.. and all sorts)

I called her (approximately at 9.45pm m'sian time) only to learn that the stupid girl FOOL me!!! ish.. itch the leech.. all the false hopes.. I feel so cheated.. Yee-diot! Haih, at least the false hope put me in a pink mood for the entire day.

At any rate about this past few days,

I'm VERY VERY happy I got 1A, 2A- and 1B+. I'm beyond ecstatic when I received my STPM results. I remembered, on that day I was walking as slow as a turtle. Dreading every minute of the way as I drove my way to school. I think I've already drawn a plan of how to escape when receiving my results. I thought that if I enter school late (around lunch time) nobody will be there to notice me. Well, Malaysian prove me wrong and proved the newspapers right. Malaysian are a KAYPOH lot. Especially the KLANG PEOPLE!! No wonder we have all the traffic jams when there's a minor road accident at the side. Let me list down a few of the KAYPOH people we have in KLANG.

List of KaypoH people:
1. Kor Yat Tuang
2. Cheryl Gan
3. Lee Ya Cheng
4. Ms. Lee mooi smthg..
5. Ho Yong Wong
6. Lai Lee Chen ( she proved distance is nothing but a minor matter)
7. Tan Shin Fei ( she wanna kaypoh.. but kaypoh wrong time)
& many more..

haha.. these people might actually kill me if they read this..

FinallY!! Just to Let EVERYONE know!! I"M TAKING BELLY DANCING CLASSES!!! I Love LoVE it!!! Kor Yat Tuang got no belly, cannot join us. Cheryl Gan..her Belly already dance 24/7.. no need to join because her belly got more belly dancing experience then ours. She should open a belly dancing class. We're currently dancing to Shakira's Whenever,wherever.

An Amusing Conversation

2006-03-17T03:04:00.001-08:00

I just had the most amusing conversation I had in a long long time. Not only did he called ya cheng ms angry looking which I thought was hilarious! He was smoking mad about older girls dating guys younger then him. He was simply HILARIOUS! hahahahaha the conversation went on something like this after I told him a number of my friends dating guys younger then him..

anonymous says: what in the world is wrong with you people diggin guys 2 years your junior?
anonymous says: i dont und
anonymous says: whats wrong with guys a year younger?!
Shirley says: u ppl not as skill full as the ppl of dragon year~!
anonymous says: ...
Shirley says: must be more manly kua!hahahahahahah!
anonymous says: right
anonymous says: but rabbits are darn happening creatures la!
anonymous says: manly?!
anonymous says: im manly what!
anonymous says: eh, im no more the small thing u used to see back in high school, thats a fact!

He was simply damn adorable! He must have thought he's some guy every other girl should swoon at!! Maybe he thought he was CAssanova! kakakaka.. in short.. it was pretty funny!

*the name is changed to protect the kids identity!! hahaha..

Irritating Things that happens to me all the time..

2006-03-13T21:38:00.001-08:00

I was suppose to write this blog yesterday, but I was so sleepy I decided to sleep first. So here I am, sitting in the office alone, eating my lunch alone, listening to music alone and enjoying it alone. So pathetic.

Anyway, about yesterday! Yesterday, I decided to stay back and do a little bit of O/T because I have some unfinished work that I have to finish. As I was driving my way back home, I saw this blue whale bus. He was blocking half of the road, being the polite driver that I am, I decided to swerve around him. Just as I was closing in on him. That blardy sueh driver decided to gas the pedal and some squiret of black smoke came upon me. I had to inhale poisonous gas that some how manage to seep into my car. The experience was like some evil plague that came to destroy my lungs. What EVIL!!
I gave him an evil stare in exchange.......*stares evilly*

So okay, I thought that would be the worst of it. But NO!!!.. the day is not over yet it says.
Not too long later, as I was driving up the Port Klang bridge. I received an anonymous phone call. I endangered my life while searching high and low for my phone in my bag. I quickly pressed the green button.

Shirley: Hello?
Anonymous: Hello? Mummy ah?
*shirley tio kek (bombed) and tio chua (terkejut)... dunno since when she had kids?*
then nevermind, The kid thought that I did not pick up the phone. He continues to dial his mommy's number *toottoottoot...*
He said hello again.. I patiently replied, "Hello?" Immediately, he put down the phone.

This incident remind me about another incident that happened when I was in Lower 6 at ACS. Canteen Day was near, my class busy with preparations and looking for sponsors where ever possible. One fine day, *a few days before canteen day* this old woman called me.

Old woman: Wa ai kueh ka, Wa ai ee eh ba, Mai kut
i want chicken leg, i want the meat, don't want bone.
shirley:*oh oh.. le tan ji ma kua wa ke gia pen lai chao ke lai*
oh oh.. You wait for awhile, I want to go take pen and copy it down.
old woman: ho ho
okay okay
shirley: ha mi? ko lai?
what? again?
old woman: neng jia kueh, hor.
2 chicken okay?
shirley: OKAY!
old woman: eh le si mm si sheh li ng?
eh are you sheh li ng?
Shirley: huh? wa mm si sheh li ng la..
huh? I am not sheh li ng la..
Old woman: hehehe.. pai seh pai seh.. wa pa cho ho beh liao.. sorry ah..
malu malu........i dialled the wrong number already..

Kanasai, she thought I was some Chicken Seller. I sound like some chicken seller meh? Pimp at least not so bad la!!! chicken BUTCHER??? WHAT THE HECK!!It was kinda funny though. Especially the part where I ACTUALLY ask her to wait so I can grab a pen and write it down!! I thought it was some sponsorship (chicken). I feel so sad, disappointed, people thought i was some chicken butcher?

Haih, Cheryl Gan some how always eludes a mamaking session with us. We went mamak ( me, Shwu Tyng and Ya Cheng) but Cheryl Gan did not turn up.
By the way, did you notice yesterday was a full moon at night? I thought I heard a pack of wolves howling at some church. hehehehehe.. Just joking ya cheryl..? Cheryl Gan rush all the way from Bukit Tinggi( the one in PAHANG.. not KLANG) to join that pack of wolves. She said she have to attend her church's choir practise and perhaps join us later. However, she could not make it. I totally understand. It's an ANIMAL instinct thing right Cheryl? You cannot overcome your NEEd to go A-HowLing on a Monday night!! hahaha.. After all, It IS a FULL MOOn.!

hahaha..bItE mE!

DumB friendster!

2006-03-06T18:03:00.000-08:00

Oh my god! my testimonial cacat edi!
they've duplicated all my testimonials 4 times! so now i have more than 900 testimonials in my friendster! still more to go! OH MY GOD!! HOW LONG am I suppose to sit down and delete all the duplicated testimonials. This is so pathetic! Aargh..now i'm down to 959 testimonials 757 testimonials to delete! why can't they just make it easier for me to delete?!!

Lai Lee Chen and Tan Shin Fei.. taman rakyat seems so lonely without you people. Bahkutteh also missing all this kaki gossip edi! so LONELY!!!

1st BLOG, 1st ice-skating experience!

2006-02-25T08:09:00.000-08:00

This is my FIRST ever post!
and I'd like to dedicate this post to my ever-gTL friends that accompanied me for this FATEFUL afternoon.
My, my, this is going to be so FUN to write about.
let's see, how to start myself?

I started work early this morning at around 8 o'clock, was late for work because of an accident on miserable Port Klang bridge that caused me to reach my office at 9 o'clock. I quickly did whatever I had to do in the office. Borrowed my dad's touch n go and.... Vrroomm.. away I went. (clocked in at 11.45)

I reached Shin Fei's house a little before 12 o'clock. Only to find out that she had already left. It was my fault for not checking my hp before leaving. (only have myself to blame) After that, picked up Pek Yee n Ya Cheng. Moving on to Lee Chen's house reached there around 12.45pm due to 'foreseen' circumstances. Left with 4 person sitted in my car. The ladies were Lee Chen, Ya cheng, Pek Yee and Mei Kuan.

(clocked in at 1 something) Yat Tuang and Shin Fei furious to know that we're still quite sometime before we reach our designated destination.

( clocked in at 2 something) finally reached destination. We split up into 2 groups.
1st group * the initial ones who wanted to go n have fun TOGETHER* comprises of myself, lee chen, ya cheng , shin fei and yat tuang. We went ICE SKATING! The other group, comprises of pek yee and mei kuan who went shopping by themselves.

Anyway! let's make a short story long. Ya Cheng, Lee Chen and I were famished which leads to a rest stop in macdonald before moving on to the skating rink.

Making our way on to the skating rink..( this is my favourite part ) I conveniently informed everyone in the skating gang countless times that "this is my FIRST time ice-skating". They didn't really believe me. What can I do? We paid our entrance fee, got our skates which were soaking wet inside, pulled it on and we slowly make our way to the grand entrance of the ice-rink. Once I put my foot down on the first layer of ice, Lee Chen said, the "WiLd BeAsT" inside me AWAKENED!! She said she didn't see me much after that.(but that's her part of the story)
My part however differs slightly. I naturally did what I did BEST! I went and pretend I'm was an olympic-ice-skater and skated as if I were talented. I might have actually pulled it off....... if not for that blasted skates that didn't know when or how to stop. Anyway, once I went on the ice there was no turning back. I skated at top speed... wanted to stop... feets crossed in front of one another.. and Whoooooosssh.... down I went flying, the spreadeagle style.... *thank god I have no future plannings to study near Sunway Pyramid* well.. that was my FIRST fall..

Then, there was the second... not much of a drama.. but still worth mentioning. I fell down on my bottoms and glided for a good 3-4 feet on the ice. Sitting there as if I was a baby doll. (hEY! it was kinda hard standing up okay!!)

TADADADA!!!! the THIRD one is the CHARM I tell you!! This is the ONE worth READING.
Well, after the 2 falls, I thought I was good enough to at least go a BIT FasTer. I wanted to catch up with the rest of the gang just so I can tell them I've done more ROUNDS then them.
I RACED at TOP speed.... Skating as fast as my cold legs can go... I was getting closer and CLOSER to them * yattuang, yacheng and leechen* . I suddenly came to a realisation. I DON'T know HOW to STOP!! Lee Chen was the lucky one of the lot. I totally missed her by a lot.
DAMN IT!!!!
As I was saying, I didn't know how to stop. Therefore, I stopped the ONLY way I knew how...hehehehe.... ( done while screaming at the top of my lungs) I grabbed Ya Cheng -->Ya Cheng grab Yat Tuang --> Yat Tuang grab someone else.. and all of us fell down with an incredible "DUSH". I STOPPED! (correction) WE STOPPED!
hehehe..Adding salt to wound, all our legs were sort of tangled up and it took us quite sometime to 'untangle' and straightened out ourselves.. hehehehe..Hey! at least I cushioned Ya Cheng's FALL!! so it's not THAT BAD!
I can still picture their fury.. and lee chen's endless laughter and amusement.. it was one of my most funniest moment of my life... hahahaa.. chain reaction... Lee Chen saw it FIRST HAND!!
said she couldn't do anything to stop me.. just watch me zoom and hit the rest.. I must have been like a bullet.. there's this chinese proverb saying " to hit 2 birds with 1 stone" well.. I've outdone this chinese proverb...HAAHAHAH.. now I can say it proudly.. you hit one with two! I hit one with THREE.

Later after the machine went in and out.. I skated together with Shin Fei as the rest are just too FRIGHTENED to skate anywhere near me.. declaring me as accident zone area.. oh well.. but I'm alright when someone holds my hand and skate with me. For some particular reason, this makes me all the more stable then I normally am. hohoho.. and this Shin Fei.. I'd like to think that she has grown up to be an attractive girl, and for some reason. She ALWAYS falls in front of this red t-shirt guy, who ALWAYS helps HER up and forget to lend me a hand.
* I still think Shin Fei should have introduced herself*

After some time, I changed partner. This time, with Lee Chen. Our skating together holding hands to support one another is just "DA BOMB" I tell you. Whenever the other one feels like losing our balance and is about to fall. We will perform some kungfu sotong stance just to stabilize ourselves. We have performed Advanced Kungfu Sotong and graduated with blackbelt (don't play play) We did not have a single fall! wooHOO for US.

We continued later with trying to take some sticker picture at the usual place. And Boy! Never had I had to wait so long or I've never seen such ill-mannered kids in my life. How uneducated brats to pull the plug on us. Causing Yat Tuang so much precious studying time. If I see that AfRO GIRL some other time, I'll pull all her hair out one by one to allow her maximum PAIN.

At any rate, we finished taking our photoes with lots of laments, complains and screaming while we were donning the machine. But YES! we managed to have satisfactory pictures.. i guess.. hehehe..

Okay one last thing before I knock out to sleep. I just want to mention, Lee Chen's mouth missed the French FRIES by a MILE, she was feeding herself no one tried to sabotaged her!!! and I SAW IT!!! hahahahaha....

okay.. so much for now.. I guess...
hopefully it's satisfactory to gTL standards!